Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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