yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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