its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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