I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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