Three words: puerto rican gang bang
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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