worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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