i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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