More tranny stories later!
no you cant smoke seaweed
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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