I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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