Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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