remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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