After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
