Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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