Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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