1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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