Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my being single is dangerous.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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