I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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