are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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