He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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