he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
