The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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