Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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