I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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