After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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