Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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