i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I made him laugh his dick is mine
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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