isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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