Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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