I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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