so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
