if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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