I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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