is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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