Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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