nut hugger
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
how drunk are you?
Several
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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