Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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