I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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