Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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