these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
A+ Viking dick
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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