I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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