We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
