I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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