How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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