1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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