is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
