No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
No subtext here. People are naked.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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