Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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