Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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