Don't you send me to vm
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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