yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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