There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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