just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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