This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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