Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
