I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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