OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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