You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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